Listed below are 10 actual quotes. Try to guess which politician said them.
The choices are: Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, Former Vice President, Dan Quayle, Current President, Barack Obama, Former President, George W. Bush …
Ready? Here we go!
1) “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.” A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
2) “I’ve now been in 57 states I think one left to go.” A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
3) “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today.” A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
4) “What they’ll say is, ‘Well it costs too much money, ‘but you know what? It would cost about the same as what we would spend. Over thecourse of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We’re going to. It. It would cost us about the
same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can’t hear
myself. But I’m glad you’re fired up, though. I’m glad.” A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
5) “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.” A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
6) “I bowled a 129. It’s like – it was like the Special Olympics, or something. A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
7) “Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our
Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than
selecting a Supreme Court justice. The members of our highest court
are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who
appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying
principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most
difficult questions of our time.” A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
8) “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the
emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking
up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave
them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a
breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much
sleep in the last 48 hours.”A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
9) “It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is
not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of I
don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”
A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
10) “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” A. Barack Obama – B. Dan Quayle – C. Sarah Palin – D. George W. Bush
Each correct answer is the same person, ‘A’. Yes, all these quotes are directly out of the brain and through the lips of President Barack Obama. So now, we know why he brings his tele-prompter with him everywhere he goes … even when talking to a 6th grade class. And yet some members of the media continue to insist that he is, “The smartest man ever elected to the Presidency”. HA! HA! HA!
If Obama had such good grades, since he is so ‘brilliant’, why doesn’t he show us his academic transcripts? UMMM….
I asked my broker, “Should I move to precious metals, foreign currency or what?”
Q: What’s the real problem with Barack Obama jokes?
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, ‘excessive’ intake of alcohol kills brain cells. And ‘naturally’, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer (champagne, cognac, or wine, etc.) eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. 
Survival of the fittest at its finest…