“Well, you see, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest, the ones at the back, that are killed first. This ‘natural selection’ is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the ‘entire group’ keeps improving by the regular killing of its ‘weakest members’.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, ‘excessive’ intake of alcohol kills brain cells. And ‘naturally’, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer (champagne, cognac, or wine, etc.) eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that’s why you always ‘feel smarter’ after a few beers (champagne, cognac, or perhaps, wine).”
I thought we all needed some ‘real’wisdom after all the idiotic news this week…
Survival of the fittest at its finest…
(A friend shared this with me and Cliff Claven on the sitcom, ‘Cheers’, is where this wisdom derives.)