Completely ugly...an example of what not to wear...
We all have our bad days... but, for such a 'media endorsed as being a pleasant, happy example of a woman' and a 'media-touted-fashion-fitness icon' this is ridiculous. Here's our 'lovely' first...
I don't know what to call 'it'...
In my opinion, this is an example of what not to wear and what expressions to avoid at a public functions...
Hey Michelle... did you smell something bad?
And nice fit... maybe, you need to

hold back on the ribs, burgers and fries...


She must've missed Oprah's
'how to select the correct bra' show. Is she 'trying' to make them appear larger and failed miserably?

Okay now, we have a dress in the ugliest pattern in the world Then next, the two worst colors ever put together... not to mention the juvenile style of both... more like that of a first grader, but one back in the '50's


Bullseye! Who would wear this pinata?


Poorly assessorized and frumpy with a weird use of belts, worn under her breasts and with those 'little' cardigans... that are clearly too small for her. Is that because she is big around the middle and she doesn't have a waist? Then why draw attention to all this with a large belt?I should think that her 'stylists' would know to draw attention away, instead of, to her figure flaws.
By a certain age, most all of us have established our style without having designers, stylists and shoppers at our command and without an unlimited budget. So, what is this woman's style??? And what is her problem?
A messy, miss-mash of colors and ill-fitting garments??? This is truly scary and if this continues for another four years...we will all be blinded by this ill-fitted fashion disaster of swirling patterns and insulting colors.

Who could forget the black widow spider dress and her lady-like stance (bow legged and pigeoned-toed)... a forewarning, a foreboding of the horror to come...not only in fashion and style, but everything these two have done to our country...
In my opinion, this is the worst dressed woman in the public eye that I have ever laid eyes on...except, for maybe, Lady Ga Ga, or when I run into Walmart to purchase paper products...
Seriously, have you ever seen a woman in 'her current position' dress this garishly? Have you ever seen a woman stand and act in this manner? I live in Dallas and we have the best, worst and first in fashion and I have never seen any woman dressed at any society function, or gathering in the style Michelle Obama does...It's African and this is America not Africa... I mean, why doesn't this 'America hating woman' just wear an African muu muu and a turban, like Obama's grandmother, and forget it...as
these two are trying to take America down to being a third world country...and they behave like dictators...
Any comments...?
For more of Moo's fashion disasters...
Led by Michelle Obama fashion at new low
I don't know what to call 'it'...In my opinion, this is an example of what not to wear and what expressions to avoid at a public functions...
Hey Michelle... did you smell something bad?
And nice fit... maybe, you need to

hold back on the ribs, burgers and fries...


She must've missed Oprah's
'how to select the correct bra' show. Is she 'trying' to make them appear larger and failed miserably?

Okay now, we have a dress in the ugliest pattern in the world Then next, the two worst colors ever put together... not to mention the juvenile style of both... more like that of a first grader, but one back in the '50's


Bullseye! Who would wear this pinata?


Poorly assessorized and frumpy with a weird use of belts, worn under her breasts and with those 'little' cardigans... that are clearly too small for her. Is that because she is big around the middle and she doesn't have a waist? Then why draw attention to all this with a large belt?I should think that her 'stylists' would know to draw attention away, instead of, to her figure flaws.
By a certain age, most all of us have established our style without having designers, stylists and shoppers at our command and without an unlimited budget. So, what is this woman's style??? And what is her problem?A messy, miss-mash of colors and ill-fitting garments??? This is truly scary and if this continues for another four years...we will all be blinded by this ill-fitted fashion disaster of swirling patterns and insulting colors.

Who could forget the black widow spider dress and her lady-like stance (bow legged and pigeoned-toed)... a forewarning, a foreboding of the horror to come...not only in fashion and style, but everything these two have done to our country...
In my opinion, this is the worst dressed woman in the public eye that I have ever laid eyes on...except, for maybe, Lady Ga Ga, or when I run into Walmart to purchase paper products...
Seriously, have you ever seen a woman in 'her current position' dress this garishly? Have you ever seen a woman stand and act in this manner? I live in Dallas and we have the best, worst and first in fashion and I have never seen any woman dressed at any society function, or gathering in the style Michelle Obama does...It's African and this is America not Africa... I mean, why doesn't this 'America hating woman' just wear an African muu muu and a turban, like Obama's grandmother, and forget it...as
these two are trying to take America down to being a third world country...and they behave like dictators...Any comments...?
For more of Moo's fashion disasters...
Led by Michelle Obama fashion at new low




Hysterical and accurate. Michelle Obama dresses like a drag queen. She has no self awareness or class. She is gaudy and crass.
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Drag Queens dress better!
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She is so ugly and her features and body so large they probably put in these things to try and make the focus not on her but the loud, busy, ridculous clothing.
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Moo Obama is an embarrassment to America in everyway.
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What's the deal with the bow, the belt and those tiny sweaters? LOL!
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Actually Julia Roberts immortalized that bow and I think that same dress or a very close version. She looked great. However, it was not worn with a sweater or a belt. You can put a bow on anything but - that don't make it a prize.
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I laughed so hard. Seeing her in that orange dress with that little sweater so bad! SO BAD! The people who dress this unattractive woman need to be slapped or do they make her look ridiculous on purpose.
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Nothing this dawdy women would wear could make her look good. She just doesn't look good in anything she wears.
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Someone needs to be banned from the fashion industry for coming up with these disasters.
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Yep she's one ugly heffer!!
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That's an insult to heifers, Andrew!
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She's ugly inside and out. So what could they put on her to make her look good? Nothing! So they dress her as ugly as she is.
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I have wondered if they having fun and are laughing a her to dress her like they do. It's really bad almost like she' in a circus. Well she is a hall of fun house mirrors.
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Michelle Obama dresses like an African dictator's wife. She had no style or grace. She does look like a drag queen.
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A woman of this size and shape should never turn her rear end toward the camera.
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Good post... Shared
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No one wants the Obama's out more than I do. Okay, so I have a lot of competition for that title but, I have to say that while you are right about Michelle's fashion choices - yeah, what's up with the belts, I've seen worse. Maybe her kids dress her. But I'm one of those people who's a little tired of the fashion competitions that get launched by "critics" on people in the public eye. Like the the Red Carpet's best and worst - who really cares. And I have noticed another thing, Michelle is a nose scruncher. Some folks, like me, arch their eyebrows - I arch one. So while I may want her out of the Whitehouse - well, she can stay, Barack's gotta go, I say let's stop picking on women who aren't our vision of "perfect". Now you ask, if Barack goes and she stays what can she do, fashion consultant maybe? No? Well, perhaps she can go looking for bad smells; with her husband's policies she can start practicing right now.
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Fashion is not only fun.. it is an expression of who you are and how you express yourself. So why not make fun of this woman's choices and how she expresses herself as she and her husband take America down, put America down, even our American flag. She has stylists and all the fashion choices at her feet and look at her.. and the fit of her clothing.. She is a joke. So HA HA on her...
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Perhaps when I was defending women being criticised for their fashion choices I could have left her out. I mean she is high profile and why help her by pointing those flaws out; let her look stupid. Any way I don't think the fashion world or anyone else is in danger of her taking advice any time soon. I was however serious about her kids dressing her, I wouldn't be surprised and besides, apart from Hollyweird, do liberal women really know how to dress? Do Birkendorks come in high heels?
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Being 'high profile' being the first lady .. I gag when I say that in regards to her.. she should dress appropriately ... and the media as touted her as being this fashion icon.. so they made her ripe for criticism...
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You know it's the "lamestream" media when they're touting her as some fashion icon. Please...she can look as dopey as she wants to...but let's be honest - her kids are dressing her, there's no way adults are coming up with that stuff - especially the too small cardigans and the belts. Her kids have just got to be responsible for that; to them it's "cute".
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Yep her kids must be dressing her because she looks like a big teen in the way that she dresses and stands. LOL! What a crime!
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NO CLASS what so ever!!!
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my eyes...my eyes!!!!!
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This is how black woman dress. A lot of us didn't get the memo.
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Maybe, a ghetto or one stuck in the African mentality.
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I don't know of one professional or even semi-professional (like a clerk or secretary) black woman who dresses like Moose does. In fact I have known and worked with many black women who had exquisite taste in clothes and a flair for wearing things that suit them.
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Agree that ghetto blacks and maybe those stuck in the African mentality dress garishly.. but many black women dress very well...
Actually Michelle is so unattractive and her body so large and strangly shaped that it would be a chore and a challenge to make her look good.. much less refined and elegant. The whole administration can be summed up in her fashion sense and appearance.. a horror show!
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Look, she's got another problem besides style when she's out in public - the pinhead standing next to her. There's just so much work to do that hopefully we'll just start over - and by that I mean without them.
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...the face, the legs, the BIG BIG butt, the BOOBS!
Did you ever stop to think that the clothes might not look AS bad on something else...like a mannequin!
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no class at all!
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She always looks like a reject from a clown posse. Obviously all of her taste is in her mouth.
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well you get what you pay for...and she ain't paid a dime for anything in her life.
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Unfortunately, Al, WE HAVE and still ARE paying for her to represent U.S.!!! FAIL!!!
But, I guess that's what you get with usurpers!!
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first NOTHING....this is the LAST lady....cuz she AINT a lady
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I couldn't have said it better Ann. Every time I see that woman, Michele Obama, I say, doesn't that woman know how to dress. She's no Jackie Kennedy or Princess Diane. She's not in Africa, she is the First Lady, to my regret.
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yikes! In that orange dress!
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Love it! This woman is a nasty American hating terribly dressed woman.
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She has no sense of style or class! Only one word comes to mind! FRUMPY!
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She wears J Crew, ugh!!!
and her daughter's hand me downs
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOchelle!
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She's a horrible example as first lady. No class or style!
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HAHAHA!! What a blog!! I can't stand Moochelle! I'm putting it up on Facebook!!
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So funny and sad. What a terrible example of a first lady. She dresses like a kid.
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I love this site. You have such great blogs!
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Looking at that pair it is more like some African country and Odumbo is dictator America went insane to put this marxist pig where he is I hope we have learned out lesson.
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Thanks for the laughs.
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She has the sex appeal of a wet mop.
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Let's submit her for that show, What Not To Wear.
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Her brain is as messed up as her wardrobe. No wonder KING obeyme is interested in men. (
She needs to keep her ass out of the refrigerator. (
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The she-man never smiles unless it's phoney
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Ann... well done. I was just thinking of one commentator's trenchant observation, that she "dresses like an extra from "the Color Purple."
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HA!...never thought of it that way.. but yes.. she does.. all the conflicting fabrics and loud, garish colors...
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http://www.examiner.com/people-the-news-in-national/michelle-obama-samantha-cameron-choose-blue-designer-gowns-for-state-dinner Check out that wad of beads around Moose's neck!
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what is inside show on the outside and it ain't pretty.
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When you have no class it shows. This First Lady is an embarrassment to our Great Nation. We have never had a First Land with no class before. I guess times are changing fast. We don't need another 4 years of this.
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Agree I think the Obama's are classless and crude.
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Hahaha good one!
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I am sick of both of the Oturds and their contempt for America and its people.
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Moo is an example of how to not dress. She looks like a fool all the time and her face is plain scary!
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They both evidently believe they are "above" the rest of us, and can "make their own style", as many of Europe's royalty have done over the centuries... Don't forget the ostentatious foppishness of Louis 14th and 15th of France. Trust me, the nobility only affected his style because they had to. These people have the taste of pre-pubescent adolescents trying to mimic Madonna and all the glitzy Vegas showgirl fashion of Fredrick's of Hollywood. They have no refined taste that demands respect, because they have no respect for the people they supposedly represent. Their taste is like their politics. Trashy.
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I hate to say this, but if she wants to solve the obese problem, maybe she look behind her....Looks like she hasn't seen her garden for a while..if ever.....ooops did I say that.....
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It's like Oprah.. a big fat, unmarried woman with no children, telling everyone how to live,eat and raise their families..
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Exactly and both of them are part of the "Hate America" crowd. Yet they both made millions from convincing people that they are caring people, when in fact they only love the power.....go figure..
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It's the biggest betrayal of all!
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Oh Lord! The butt shot in the orange dress is a doozy.
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She looks like a caricature of a big footed, big assed street street whore that is perpetually pissed off.
I am being nice and charitable, while typing this. My real opinion of her is worse.
Clothing by Abdullah the blind tent maker.
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Will be nice to have a new First Lady with some class!
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What's amazing to me is that she has the audacity to tell US that our kids need to get in shape. What a hypocrite.
What's probably shocking (not really shocking---just ironic) is that everything she wears cost a small fortune.
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at her worst, Hillary was never this ridiculous, and it is NOT about color -- it's about attitude...
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Agree.. Hiliary is not pretty, stylish or much else.. but she didn't embarrass us with garish clothing like MOOOO does...
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She never had class so why would you think she would get it now. No class is always no class and low class.
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First of all, I would like to appreciate the effort that you have put in making such an informative blog. I enjoyed this
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Exactly, Ann!
It will be so fabulous to once again have class and taste in our FLOTUS! Michelle Obama LED the applause outburst at the debate the other night over the Benghazi issue.... that whole thing was STAGED as far as I'm concerned! MO has no taste, class, or character!
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Moo-chella you smella.
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SHE'S UGLY WHATEVER SHE WEARS!
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It's called...a person "trying" to have class and "trying" to be something she is not. Complete failure on so many levels.
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I'm still not convinced "She" isn't a "He"!...
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But I heard she has like 40 personal assistants, what are they doing, lol.
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trying to keep her from making a total ass out of herslef
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You can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey
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she thinks she looks good? I guess there are no mirrors in the White House to keep her thinking she looks good. YUck is the word for her.
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she is ugly to the bone wrapped up in a big ol butt
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Just horrible!
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Her face lift has not helped one bit. She's just a nasty woman.
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Ann, the Narciso Rodriguez "Black Widdow" dress she wore was augmented from the beautiful original runway dress that sold for $3,900 at Neiman Marcus. She obviously couldn't wear the body hugging sexy version done in slightly different hues, including a touch of metallic and the spandex fabric mix. Once it showed up on her, the dress didn't sell in the final markdown - a FRACTION of the original cost. I know ...I called Neiman's. MO also pulled a "Fast One" on Maria Pinto, a designer in Chicago who outfitted MO on previous occasions. It seems MO was going to wear a Pinto dress, but showed up in that train wreck. Pinto had just opened her multi-million $$$ shop in Chicago ....and then went bankrupt.
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One Horrible excuse for a First Lady! What an ambarassment!This isn't Africa u Dounce!
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Mooch is not just a fashion faux-pas, she's a train wreck!
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Attention K-Mart shoppers: there is a Karl Marx blue light special for his Manifesto in aisle 5... Pick up a half price Moochelle Ghetto special off the trash rack on your way over.
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Michelle appears to like to dress younger than her years and just can't get away with it. She sees herself one way and expects us to see her that way too... Sad thing is that if she had a "heart" of kindness and love, we'd see that and not so much her wardrobe, but she has such a look of contempt and hate all over her face that it makes what she wears even less palitable... She just doesn't have any class or decorum and it shows.
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That was the unvarnished truth!
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MOOchelle should be wearing a collar with a bell on it just like a good cow does!...
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A bag over her face wouldn't hurt.
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I hate to say it but she is beyond gauche! Always her big ape arms hanging out. I thought women of status weren't supposed to wear sleeveless after 40? Not on TV unless you're a beach bunny...Am I wrong?
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