Riding a whale…

Explosion of sex, off-color, outrageous, mean girl, lunch talk…(my friends in this instance shall remain un-pictured and anonymous)

We all laughed and laughed when one of my friends made the off the cuff comment that making love to her husband was like riding a whale… HAHAHA!

I guSperm Whaleess, it’d be a sperm whale, huh? She loves him and they have been married for years, but he has obviously over the years gained weight. While she looks fabulous, works out almost everyday and turns heads… which I am sure, her husband enjoys. But, she isn’t having all that much fun in the sack anymore. 

When a man gets that belly on him, you know, where they look like they are about 8 months prego … then the woman many times, ends up on top, and doing all the work, and it’s exhausting.

I have had this kind of a relationship once, and it was not fun, or satisfying, and my friend described it perfectly… it was like riding a whale. Not only that, but a man like this, usually can’t hold himself up on his arms, so positions are limited and his sheer body weight and inability to be flexible sets a ‘sex stage’ that soon becomes redundant and limiting…

No one expects anyone’s body to be perfect and in a long term relationship bodies change with age and your love for them doesn’t change just because their body changes…

But guys get a clue… if you want your lady to look great and to stay in shape then you should, too. And before you men can say, ‘Women get fat also.’ Well, of course, they do…
 
Women working out at gym stock photographyI am communicating here about what my fit girlfriend said about her whale-like husband… and we laughed and laughed and laughed….

Then we discussed, how do two really fat people even make love? My friend commented, “If I was as hefty as he is, how would we even get together?”

So, how do really fat people do it, or do they even to it, or do they just sit around and eat to satiate themselves that way? But you see fat families walking in the mall… fat mom, fat dad with fat little kids all the time … so how’d they do it? Stop! I don’t even want to know!!!!

But men, if you don’t want your woman laughing about riding a whale with her girlfriends, and while with you going, “Oh baby, baby, you’re so good!”

Take the weight off and get in shape! Why should she be fit, if you aren’t?…