Words of Wisdom...
"Well, you see, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest, the ones at the back, that are killed first. This 'natural selection' is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the 'entire group' keeps improving by the regular killing of its 'weakest members'. 
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, 'excessive' intake of alcohol kills brain cells. And 'naturally', it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer (champagne, cognac, or wine, etc.) eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that's why you always 'feel smarter' after a few beers (champagne, cognac, or perhaps, wine)."
I thought we all needed some 'real'wisdom after all the idiotic news this week...
Survival of the fittest at its finest...
Cheers!!!
(A friend shared this with me and Cliff Claven on the sitcom, 'Cheers', is where this wisdom derives.)
Categories: Humor
Tags: wisdom humor beer cheers wine cognac survival of the fittest Cliff Claven news
LOL! Good one. I loved that show! The good ole days!
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Perfect sense.
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Cheers! to you Ann a great lady! Love this blog!
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Cheers to you Ann! Loved that show!
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Funny! thanks for the chuckle.
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Everything on the news is silly, lies or stupid and about as true as this joke which is I am sure what you meant. Thanks for the chuckle. I need a drink LOL
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Good point with this joke Ann. Survival of the fittest indeed.
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Hey I'm not pushing drinking.. although at times it's fun.. I am just sharing a joke here...
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The "Convoy Rule." Eliminates the weakest -- where predation is of the "pirate" variety -- but where the goal is extermination, it makes the ethnic cleanser's job easier.
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Yes, Peter there is a profound seriousness to the meaning of this joke.. huh?...
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Based on this premise, I have nothing left but super smart cells.....
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I love natural selection . . . and beer
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Good one!
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Thanks for the laugh. I miss Cheers.
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Very funny, Thanks for the humor I'll have to remember that one! Time for another beer...
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Lot's of fun... can't wait to see you on tv
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I never thought about the alcohol and the weak brain cells . And the little buffalo story reminded me of The Lion King for some reason . Am I saying that a bunch of smart drunk people at a nightclub are the circle of life ?
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Ann you are like famous everyone is talking about your site you are making a difference!
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