A public service message for women...
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling my roadside service provider is not an option... I WILL win!
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well,I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion. 
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and take care of me tenderly while I lie in bed
and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do.
So, for you, this is no problem.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find things like exotic cheeses or tofu. For all
I know, they are the same thing.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. 
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.... Though
one time, I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports, or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
Because Im a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. And, if you're feeling amorous afterwards, then I will certainly remember the name and recommend it to others.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. 
I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,
too... either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it. Everything looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2010, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.... like wandering around in the garden with a beer in my hand, wondering what to do...or sit in front of the TV with my remote and a beer.
OKAY! OKAY! OF COURSE! NOT ALL MEN FIT INTO THESE CATEGORIES OR BEHAVIORS!!! BUT! Those that do...
Categories: Public Service Message For Women
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LOL! So true!
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Unfortunately, there are many men that have many of othese traits and habits and the women that they are with are usually miserable and spend time talking to their girlfriends complaining. Then there are men that have looked at their stupid selfish behaviors and change them or give an effort to change them. If a man can't care about a woman and be internally introspective, why is he with her? Why doesn't he hang with his beer drinking buddies in a sports bar. I have froud that men that spend too much time with their buddies are not woman-friendly.
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Immature men act this your description. But more worldly, wise and mature have lifted out of most of them. Sure somethings are innate to the male but only an idiot is to this extreme. But some still are.
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Okay, I admit I fit into this in some ways but others not. Sorry! I'm a man.
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Old Guys...
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like I am.
But Nah Ann.. guys are nothing like what this article states! LOL!
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Most the time It's because they are lazy and they want someone else to do it for them. Division of labor and division of spoils battles are 99% of couples battles. See I just love the self help stuff. The everybody Loves Raymond show did an episode where everyone was faking incompetence in some household task to avoid being asked to do it. Classic
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One night after twenty years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite a while.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttocks and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch T.V.
As she had become quite aroused by the caressing, she asked in a loving voice. "That was wonderful, why did you stop?" He said, "I found the remote"
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Too funny! And too true!
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Men can be clueless!
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Good one!
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great info I ever got…
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